No. 202009.4.28

Delightful Hangup?

☆ Story So Far ☆

“Get the command for the hidden car."
Our negotiator Julia Irving was requested from Uchida (commonly known as Uchidaddy), director chief of the "Wangan Maxi" development team.
But even Julia had a hard time tackling this highly difficult mission, which is equal to the saying, "Eat spaghetti from your nose."
Because Julia couldn't break through the strict defense system with layered traps everywhere, she was, against her will, caught in a security trap. So she took refuge in a nearby room...

♪ Beep Beep Beep Beep

Slam.

Julia:
Shoot. I can't believe I got caught.
I must buy time here for a while to get by...

A man in the room:
......

Julia:
......Uh? Who are you?

A mysterious man in the room:
That'll be my line to say to you, I believe.
YOU burst into my workshop without permission.
Well, but that's ok.
I'm Dr. Adrian Smith, Aero-dynamicist, a specialist in aerodynamics.

Julia:
Erotic...specialist?
Oh, that's...uh...

Erotic specialist Smith:
NO!!!
AERO, A・E・R・O!!
That "Gatchan" used to be my pupil!
(This is actually a lie.)

Julia:
"Gatchan"? Uh...
(Do I know anyone with that name?? Oh well.)
So, what is Aero's Smith doing here?

Aero's Smith:
Hey! Stop calling me with that name because it's close enough to cause problems in various ways!
You should call me “Dr. Aero" instead!
Let's see...
Because I'm an aero-specialist, I supervise aero parts used in “Wangan some-some" game or something.

Julia:
Uh-huh...
(I mean, the doc doesn't even remember the game title! He is worse than I am…)
Uh, I see. Well, thanks for telling me, even if I am a total stranger here.
Oh, perfect!
Hey Doc, don't you have any secrets about “Wangan Maxi" that only you would know???
I can't go home empty-handed with such and such reasons.

Doc:
Uh, I don't understand why I need to help you out in your situation...hmm.
…Well.
About the Aero B of Fairlady Z34.

♪ Pip.



Julia:
Hmm, Z34...Erotic B... (I don't really understand, but I guess this is it on the PC monitor.)
Does this have any secrets??

Doc:
This front bumper, back of the registration plate, I guess.
The net of the air-intake, the one really wide-open... if you look really close...
Julia:
Huh? What, What!?
If I look really close at what!? It's dark, and I don't really understand!?

Doc:
....I believe, the following will be continued next time...



Julia:
WILL NOT BE CONTINUED!!
DON't be pretentious, tell me nice and quick!!

Doc:
Uh...
I mean, the part of this net,
Its topographic profile is jagged like this:



This kind of mechanism allows angle controls of the air hitting the radiator as well as larger surface areas of the net.
This technique is actually used in racing cars and others.
Because the Aero B of Z34 is a racing car look, this kind of detail is copied, too.
Well, this is the part that you can't really see at all, but from the viewpoint of a maniac with expert knowledge, this is some delightful hangup, a little bit, I think.

Julia:
WWhat!? Are you sure this is delightful!?
…Hmm, maybe only I can't understand...
Well, that material is good, I'll take it!
I'll tell Uchidaddy, so I'll return the favor some other time, Dr. EROtic!!

Slam.

Dr. EROtic:
Oh, there is another kind of material like this.
For the so-called hidden car, to use a car with “some-some school" text on, you need to follow a special procedure.
You need to move the gear 14 times, but first of all, it's 6…Uh, you're gone.

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As a surprising fact, Mr. Adrian Smith, the Dr. Aero, is highly knowledgeable.
For your information, the command for certain school-owned cars seems to be:
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I'm sorry if you already know this.